Pooka: "What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?"
Peanut: "I don't know. What?"
Pooka: "Anyone can roast beef!"

Peanut: "I'm a cupcake princess."
Mom: "Why a cupcake?"
Peanut: "Because I'm cute and sweet!"

Pooka: "I have natural hair volume. Some people pay to look this good!"

Mom: "What did you spell?"
Peanut: "My name."

Peanut to Pooka: "You look beautiful today! Well your hair does. Oh and the rest of you too."

Pooka: "Your missing tooth looks funny."
Peanut: "Yeah, funny awesome!"

Peanut: "Once there was a princess who went to see her grandma. She let her hair down and tripped the wolf and he fell down the beanstalk. The end."